Thursday, 20 October 2011

PLAN TO CARRY OUT A SUNNA GONE AWRY

PLAN TO CARRY OUT A SUNNA GONE AWRY
The Humiliation Continues
By Ayesha Ahmed
During a question answer session in East London Mosque, preacher Imam Abdul Makin Khalisadar was asked by a Niqabi muslima about a recent fatwa from a well known Imam ..

Naqabi Woman: “One eyed hooked Imam Hamza Mesri says muslims can kill British infidels and have sex with their wives and daughters, Do you agree with him”

Imam: “It is not what Imam Hamza said nor is there a question of my agreeing with him or not. It is in Quran thus those are Allah’s orders”.

N.W. “But why would Allah tell muslims to kill and rape innocent non muslims”.

Imam: “Because Non muslims are never innocent, they are guilty of denying Allah and his prophet. If you don’t believe me here is the legal authority, the top muslim lawyer of Britain, Anjem Choudhary”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=maHSOB2RFm4&feature=related

N.W. “ But our Prophet was sent as a mercy for all the humanity ; he never hurt any body in his life”

Imam: “Yes he never hurt a muslim in his life. But Allah said non- muslim are lowest beasts and worst creatures in ayas 8.22,8.55,95.5 and 98.6 and muslim are ordered to kill them.

N.W.:” But did prophet approve of killing them and raping their wives”?

Imam: “ Yes he did. He not only approved of such acts, he and his sahabas practiced it regularly under Allah’s orders. He was helpless in it...If you don’t believe me , you have to believe sahih hadiths. I will quote you two hadiths about his typical day after a raid. These hadiths are about the raid on jewish village Khaibar whose chief was Kinana who had gorgeous 17 year old wife Safia. Prophet tortured and beheaded Kinana in front of Safia and raped her all night afterwards".

Sahih Bukhari, volume 5, Book 59, Number 512:

Narrated Anas:

"Then the inhabitants of Khaibar came out running on the roads. The Prophet had their men killed, their offspring and woman taken as captives. Safiya was amongst the captives, She first came in the share of Dahya Alkali but later on she belonged to the Prophet " (prophet took her away from him after giving Dahya two women and five men in exchange for Safia, Ref, Sahih Muslim Bk8 No.3328) .

Sirat e Rasulullah, Ibn Hisham, page 766

“Safiyah was captured in the Khaibar raid and was claimed by the apostle as his share of booty.. She was then seventeen. She was groomed and made-up for the Prophet by Umm Sulaim, the mother of Anas ibn Malik. They spent the night there. In the early dawn, the Prophet suspected some movement near the tent) . He went out to enquire and saw Abu Ayyub.. He asked him what he was doing near his tent.He replied: "I was afraid for you with this young lady. You had killed her father, her husband and many of her relatives, and till recently she was an unbeliever. I was really afraid for you on her account and was guarding you". The Prophet prayed for Abu Ayyub al-Ansari "

The description of the steamy all night action between the 62 year old Prophet and teenage Safia , left the niqabi woman very depressed and the male audience very horny . Imam himself got excited and started thinking about the possibility of killing an infidel and raping his wife,. who knows Allah could reward him with paradise for following in the footsteps of his most beloved apostle ..

Imam Abdul after a lot of thinking and contemplating figured out killing is too risky in England. He could end up behind bars for life. Rape is desirable, less risky and more fun. His congregation muslim members could help him in this Islamic duty by providing an alibi that he was preaching in the mosque at the time of the rape, in case he was apprehended.. He talked to them about this favour.. Seven of them agreed to testify for him provided Imam will do the same for them if they got caught in their rape jihad..

The Imam had been lusting for a while on a good looking kafira , who lived alone in the neighbourhood.. Late one night he entered her apartment, captured her at a knife point and brutally raped her. When leaving he also grabbed her expensive computer phone as booty to complete the sunna (8.1).

The woman had seen this weird looking bearded pot bellied Imam walking in and out of the neighbourhood mosque. She reported him to the police and the Imam was nabbed.. As promised the seven namazis testified for him and provided the alibi that Imam was preaching at the time of rape. Alas his DNA contradicted their testimony. He and his seven namazi friends were all sentenced to prison terms.

However their burqa clad wives, who were also present in the court, couldn’t believe this miscarriage of justice. They yelled abuse at the judge for punishing their husbands for practising their religion . They asked why was an act approved by Quran and practiced by holy prophet is punishable in a country which claims freedom of religion? It was clearly a discrimination against muslims and definitely an islamophobia. They realized how important it is for muslim to implement sharia in England like the learned Archbishop had suggested..

But Imam Abdul had no regrets. For the first time he had a white woman and in addition he gained a lot of sawab for following in the footsteps of his beloved prophet..

The real losers were the pious namazis who neither could enjoy a kafira nor could gain any sawab but ended up in the slammer anyways (khaya piya kuch nahin,glass tora ,barana)..

Here is the news story from British newspaper “The Sun”:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:East_London_Mosque_Front_View.jpg

Mosque ... seven members lied

Published: 18 Mar 2008

A Muslim leader who claimed he was preaching at a mosque when he was really carrying out a brutal rape was jailed for ten years yesterday.

Abdul Mukin Khalisadar held a knife to his victim’s throat as he attacked her in her home.

He persuaded seven men to back up his story that he had been in the mosque at the time.

Khalisadar later admitted raping the 27-year-old.

He claimed a substance he took to help with fasting during Ramadan had made him “hyper”.

The preacher forced his way into her home as she got back from a night out, the court was told.

He threatened to kill her — even after she claimed to be pregnant with twins to put him off, prosecutor Simon Carr said.

Khalisadar also stole a mobile from the house in Whitechapel, East London.

He was caught by DNA .

Judge Timothy King blasted his “hypocrisy”.

Imam got 7½ years for rape and 2½ for conspiring to pervert justice.

Seven members of East London Mosque admitted perverting justice and got 12 months each.

Burka-clad women in the public gallery yelled abuse at the judge — and one screamed that the victim was a prostitute.

Moral of the story: Momins should only rape in Sharia country as it is risk free there. Sharia law requires four male witnesses to prove a rape.

Sex With Daughters-in-Law: Divinely Ordained in Islam

Sex With Daughters-in-Law: Divinely Ordained in Islam
By Ayesha Ahmed
Sex with daughters in law is a very pious and sacred relationship which is promoted by Quran and was practiced by 'insan kamil,'” our prophet, the perfect man.

Our prophet had a beautiful daughter in law Zainab, wife of his adopted son known as Zaid Bin Mohammed. One morning he walked into her room looking for his son and ran into her while she was just waking up and was wearing revealing clothing. He liked what he saw. To make a long story short , she was in his bed within a few days.

MADINANS CONFRONT THE PROPHET
In Arab culture a daughter in law was like one's own daughter, irrespective of whether the son was biological or adopted. The news that the prophet violated his own beloved son’s wife enraged Madinans. They confronted him.

Madinans: “Oh Prophet of Allah , how could you , of all the people an apostle of God, carry out a disgusting and despicable act of sleeping with your own daughter in Law. Your harem is bursting at seams with young and beautiful wives . On top of that you regularly take 20% cut from the crop of infidel captured women as your share of booty .

Rasulullah, your act is an incest which puts the time honored noble arab tradition of “adoption” to shame”..

Prophet: “To me the only noble and honorable act is to follow Allah’s orders . And Allah was the one who ordered me to acquire Zainab. Here is the aya”:

33.37 “We gave her ( Zaid’s wife ) in marriage to thee, so that there should not be any fault in the believers, touching wives of their adopted sons”.

Madinans: "It sounds very strange that Allah is so enthusiastic to get us married to our adopted children. Anyways , if that is what Allah wants so be it. But howcum you never had a marriage ceremony with Zainab before taking her to bed? Wouldn’t that still be called an adultery?”


Prophet: “Not at all , because I am allowed to have sex with my first cousins without marriage and Zainab is the daughter of my aunt. Here is the aya:”

33.50 (continued): O Prophet, We have made lawful for thee the daughters of thy uncles paternal and aunts paternal, thy uncles maternal and aunts maternal, who have emigrated with thee.

Madinans: "Prophet , are you sure that aya 33.50 was not brought to you by Satan like he brought to you the 'satanic ayas' in Mecca?"

Prophet: “I don’t get tricked by Satan any more. I am dead sure that Jibraeel brought it to me”..

Madinans: “Rasulullah ,there is another matter which we like to discuss with you. We are told that you have been sleeping with our wives after you send us on Jihad to far off places . Is that true”.

Prophet: “ Yes it is. Believing women offer themselves to me in the hope of salvation and special favours from Allah in the hereafter and Allah has allowed me to fulfill their requests by aya 33.50.

33.50 (continued) and also allowed is any woman believer, if she gives herself to the Prophet and if the Prophet desires her (to have sex) (the word is nikah which means penetrating some one).

" However, as you know I am a very busy man and cannot fulfill all requests. Besides my wives get very antsy and jealous when I am with them ; they also hate to see the long lines of muslimas outside my room daily".

Madinans: “Actually your wives are the ones who informed us of this matter. They said that you get so drained and tired by the time you come to their rooms, you fall asleep right after prayers. Some of your younger wives looked so jealous and outraged that we could have easily taken advantage of them like Safwan Bin Muattal is rumoured to have done with resentful and angry Ayesha on the way back from Mustaleeq after you dumped her for Juvaria.. You yourself believed she did it and had sent her to her Dad's house.

Prophet: “Allah is aware of all that. That is why he has ordered my wives to be segregated and veiled from now on. You are not allowed to come to my home without permission any more and are only allowed to talk to them from behind a curtain , if you must (prior to that madina men socialized with them freely without hijab). Here is the revelation”:

33.53: “O you who believe! do not enter the house of the Prophet unless permission is given. And when ye ask of them (the wives of the Prophet) anything, ask it of them from behind a curtain”.

And Allah has also given stern warning to my misbehaving wives."

33.30 : "O wives of the prophet! Who ever of you commits an open indecency, the punishment shall be increased to her doubly".

Madinans: “Can we at least marry them when you are dead and gone because poor girls look so young and unfulfilled while you are old and ready to kick the bucket”.

Prophet: "No way. Nobody should touch them even after I am gone".

Madinans: “But you have married young widows of jihadis killed in the raids you ordered, Why cant we marry your widows then”

Prophet: “Because Allah said so”.

33.53 (contd). “And ye must not marry his wives, after him, for ever. This would be a grave offence to God”.

Madinans: “Forget about your wives . What about one night stands with our cousins and other muslimas if they offer themselves to us?”..

Prophet: “No one night stands for you. .You can sleep with them only if you marry them “...

Madinans: “Why not?. You do it ”.

Prophet: “Because one night stands is a privilege only for me , not for any one else. Here is the continuation of aya 33.50”.

33.50 (continued)” That is a special privilege for thee, not for other believers. They are only allowed their married wives and their right hands possessions (slave girls and captured women)”

Madinans: “But Prophet of Allah, does not aya 33.21 says you are our role model and aya 3.31 says we are to follow your example if we loved Allah? Then those ayas are really B.S.;because when you indulge in incest and adultery Allah endorses it right away and when we want to follow you and do the same , Allah calls it adultery and calls for flogging and stoning. Why?”

Prophet: “Allah said not to irritate your prophet and you are irritating the hell out of me”.

33.53 (continued): “It is not right for you to annoy and irritate the prophet of God.”

Madinans: “Cant we even ask any questions?”

Prophet: “No. If you ask questions you will end up getting beheaded.”

Madinans: “Where does that say in Quran?”

Prophet: “Sure it does. Ayas 5.101/102 says:

5.101/102 “Don’t ask questions. You lose faith by asking questions".

"When you lose faith you become apostate and Allah calls for beheading of renegades even before infidels”..

Moral of the above fill in the blanks Quranic story: Your brain is like your donkey , and Islam is like a mosque. You can ride your donkey any where you want, but when you enter the mosque you have to leave the donkey at the gate.

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PROPHET’S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYAS

PROPHET’S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYAS
By Ayesha Ahmed
QURAN IS PURE BUT HADITHS AND SIRAS ARE SHADY

Jibraeel personally put on billions of miles on his wings daily to fly to earth and verbally deliver verses of Quran to our prophet. Since angels do not have a lieing bone in their bodies, Jibraeel’s words can be accepted as uncorrupted Allah’s message.

Hadiths however were transmitted by Prophet’s fellow jihadis who were terrorists, drunks, adulterers , rapists , pedophiles and robbers. They not only robbed and killed their victims , they enslaved and raped their women. They did not earn a single day of honest living. Would you trust such people to tell the truth? Then why do you blame "Quran Only" muslims who doubt their chronicles?

Following is a biography of our prophet reconstructed from ayas of Quran for the benefits of Quran only muslims.

MO WAS INITIALLY NOMINATED AS A SLAVE

He started his career in Mecca with the rank of a Slave.

2.23 We reveal verses unto our slave Muhammad


His duties were just to warn people.

25.1 He is a warner to the peoples.

HE WAS NO BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE JOE

He didn’t even know if God intended to put him in hell or heaven..

46.9 I do not know what will be done with me I am just an ordinary warner .'.

HE HAD NO AUTHORITY

He had no power or charge over the people..

17.54 we, have not sent thee to take charge of them..

AFTER FEW YEARS MO WAS MADE A PROPHET / MESSENGER

98.2 I am messenger/prophet from Allah

ORIGINALLY HIS MESSENGERSHIP WAS ONLY FOR MECCA AND IT’S SUBURBS

6.92 And this (the Qur'an) is a blessed Book which We have sent down, confirming (the revelations) which came before it, so that you may warn the Mother of Towns (i.e. Makkah) and those around it.
42.7 We sent by inspiration to thee so that you warn the Mother of Cities ( Mecca ) and those around her.

THEN HE WAS MADE A MESSENGER FOR ALL ARABS

36.6 In order that you may warn a people whose forefathers were not warned, so they are heedless.
14.4 (Hilali / Khan) We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make (the Message) clear for them.

44.58 We have made this Koran easy for thee in thine own tongue, that they may take the warning.

41.44 And if We had made it a Quran in a foreign tongue, they would certainly have said: Why have not its communications been made clear? What! a foreign tongue?( for us arabs)

LATER HE WAS MADE MESSENGER FOR ALL PEOPLES AND CREATURES

025.001: Blessed is He Who sent down the Quran upon His servant that he may be a warner to all the nations.

21.107 We have sent you as mercy unto all creatures

. In his new position it became mandatory for all to make Mo their judge in all disputes.

4.65 By the Lord, they can have no Faith, until they make thee judge in all disputes between them.

HIS NEXT PROMOTION WAS “ SEAL OF PROPHETS”

33.40 He is the “Seal of the Prophets”.

Seal of Prophets had additional perks of getting the top facilities in paradise.

17.79 (Hilali,Khan) Your Lord will raise you to Maqaman Mahmuda (a station of praise and glory, i.e. the highest degree in Paradise !).

HE WAS THEN PROMOTED TO “ASSOCIATE ALLAH”

As “ Associate Allah”, Mo’s orders were made at par with Allah’s orders and both their names came side by side in decision making as well as authority to be obeyed .

3.32,4.13,59,69,,5.92,8.1,20,46,9.71,24,47,51,52,54,56,33.33,
47.33,49.14,58.13,64.12 “Obey Allah and obey Mohammed”
033.036 : It is not fitting for a Believer, man or woman, when a matter has been decided by Allah and His Messenger to have any option about their decision: if any one disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he is indeed on a clearly wrong Path.

HIS FINAL PROMOTION WAS “ALLAH IN CHARGE”

Finally Allah decided to step down and give total authority to Mo.

4.80 Obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah.

Giving a pledge to Mo became giving a pledge to Allah.

48:10. Verily, those who give pledge to you (O Muhammad) they are giving pledge to Allâh.

EVEN ALLAH SENT HIS PRAYERS TO MO

33.56 (hilali/Khan) Allah sends His Salat (prayers) and salutes to the Prophet (Muhammad SAW) .

PROPHET’S EDUCATION

Prophet Mo could not read or write..:

7.158 Believe in Allah and His messenger, the Prophet who can neither read nor write.

Allah sent Jibraeel regularly to educate Mo...

KNOWLEDGE OF HEAVENLY BODIES

SUN HAS A RESTING PLACE IN MURKY WATERS
36.38 And the sun runs to a fixed resting-place (every evening)

-18:86: Until, when he reached the setting of the Sun, he found it set in a spring of murky water;

MOON GIVES LIGHT
071.016 : "'And made the moon a light

STARS ARE LIGHTS ATTACHED TO THE LOWEST SKY
Stars have dual purpose. They are lights attached to the lowest sky for decoration. But when the satans try to spy on Allah, Allah uses them as missiles to shoot the vermins down.

67.5 Moreover we have decked the lowest sky with lights (stars), and have placed them there to be hurled at the Satans, for whom we have prepared the torment of the flaming fire.
037.6 -8
We have indeed decked the lowest sky with beautiful lights as the stars,-
to guard against all rebellious satans who try to listen and spy on the the Highest Chiefs, they are are pelted with these stars from every side,

SKY IS THE ROOF/CANOPY WITHOUT PILLARS

Q. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed for you, and the sky it’s roof
13.2 Allah is He Who raised the sky without any pillars (Alhamdulillah)

IT STORES AND DELIVERS WATER

2.22 Sky is a canopy over earth from which Allah delivers water.

IT HAS NO CRACKS

Since sky stores water Allah made sure that it has no cracks.
50.6 Sky is built with no cracks.

ALLAH HIMSELF INSURED EARTHS SAFETY FROM A FALLING SKY

22.65 Allah holds back the sky from falling on the earth (Thank you Allah)

EARTH IS A FLAT CARPET

Q. 71: 19 And God has laid the earth for you as a carpet

Q. 15:19 And the earth we have spread out..

MOUNTAINS ARE PEGS TO HOLD THE EARTH FIRM

Q. 78.6-7And the earth We have spread out like a carpet ; We set Mountains on it to make it firm and immovable.

Q. 50:6-7 What, have they not beheld heaven above them, how we have built it, and decked it out fair, and it has no cracks? And the earth -- We stretched it forth…

AFTER CREATING HEAVENLY BODIES ALLAH OFFERED ISLAM TO THEM

33.72 Verily, we proposed to the Heavens, and to the Earth, and to the Mountains to receive the Faith (and become muslim), but they refused the burden, and they feared to receive it (they stayed unfidels). Man undertook to bear it, but hath proved unjust, senseless!

MOUNTAINS REFUSED ISLAM BUT WERE FORCED TO SING ALLAH’S HYMNS DAY AND NIGHT

38.18 We compelled the mountains to celebrate [our] praises and sing hymns glorifying Allah (with Prophet David) , in the evening and at sun-rise,

KNOWLEDGE OF HUMANS

HOW HUMANS WERE MADE

Allah used different raw material to make different races of men.

BLACK PEOPLE
15.26 We created them of black mud .
LIGHTER PEOPLE
11:61s He hath produced you from the earth (sand).
BROWN PEOPLE (ASIANS MEXICANS)
17:61 ... Thou didst create from clay
RED PEOPLE
096.002: Created them out of a clot of congealed blood:

KNOWLEDGE OF MEN

MALES (MEN) WERE MADE TRUTHFUL, STRONG
AND PIOUS
4.34 Men are made strong
33.23 Men are true to their covenant…
24.37 Men are superior in the worshipping of God

MALES ARE PROPHET MATERIAL

16.43 Only men are chosen by God to be his messengers…

22.75 God chooses messengers from men and angels

12.109 Revelations are sent to men only

KNOWLEDGE OF WOMEN

WOMEN ARE MADE DUMB, SICK AND DIRTY

Allah gave a women half the smartness of a man and makes them sick every month..
2.282 And if there are not two men (available), then a man and two women, such as you agree for witnesses,
Women get sick every month.
2.222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is a sickness.
Qur'an 4:43 "Believers, approach not prayers if you are polluted (had sex, farted, attended call of nature or touched a woman).


FEMALES ARE NOT PROPHET MATERIAL

All of millions of Allah’s messengers were males. Females are not prophet material because they are dumb , dirty and nonreligious. That is the reasonwhy so many males were sent as prophets and only once a female (a she camel) was sent as prophet.

17.59/7.78 : We sent the she-camel to the Thamud to open their eyes, but they treated her wrongfully and killed her:

KNOWLEDGE OF ISLAMIC JUSTICE

Prophet Mo was taught by Allah the law of Islamic Justics.. If some one kills your freeman, you must kill one of their free men, if some one kills your slave, you must kill one of their slaves, if some one kills your woman you must kill one of their women.

2.178 O true believers, the law of retaliation is ordained you for the slain: The free [shall die] for the free, and the slave for a slave, and a woman for a woman.

PROPHETIC PERKS

Prophet Mo had better perks than any of the previous prophets due to his high position..

UNLIMITED NUMBER OF WIVES AND SLAVE GIRLS / CAPTURED WOMEN

33.50 O Prophet (Muhammad SAW)! Verily, We have made lawful to you your wives, and those (captives or slaves) whom your right hand possesses - whom Allah has given to you,


TWENTY PERCENT CUT IN THE BOOTY (IF VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED)

Prophet Mo was allowed 20% cut from the booty robbed from every raid (on infidels), including captured women.

8.41 and know that whenever ye seize anything as a spoil and booty, a fifth (20%) belongs to Allah and His Apostle.

100% OF BOOTY WAS MO’S IF NO VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED

However if the victims surrendered without any fight, all the booty belonged to Mo.

59.6 Allah gave all the booty (Fai') to His Messenger (Muhammad SAW) if the unbelievers surrendered without fight.

USE OF ANGELS FOR RAIDS

As a special prophetic perk, Mo was allowed to call in for the help of angels...

8.9 : Remember you asked for the assistance of your Lord, and He answered you: "I will assist you with a thousand of the angels, ranks on ranks."

GREAT WEALTH

Mo’s prophetic perk of booty made him the richest man in Arabia .

93.8 Allah found you poor, he made you rich .

33.27 He gave you their land, and their dwellings, and their women.


EXECUTIVE AIR TRAVEL

Among Mo’s prophetic perks was the use of a divine winged flying horse with a woman’s face . It once carried him from Mecca to Jerusalem and on to seventh sky and back in a single night.

17.1 Celebrated be the praises of Him who took His servant a journey by night from the Sacred Mosque ( Mecca ) , to the Remote Mosque (Jerusalm), the precinct of which we have blessed, to show him of our signs!


PROPHET’S PASSIONS

KILLING KUFFARS
Prophet Mo loved killing kuffars and preferred to do it do it by cutting their throats.

Allah also shared his passion .

47.4 When you meet infidels smite at their necks
8.12 Smite above the necks, and smite every finger of them!'

His world record of cutting 900 throats (Bani Quraiza Jews) has been unbroken since last 1400 years.

33.26 (Hilali/Khan) a group of them (about 900) you killed (by beheading).

PEDOPHILIA

Prophet loved little girls. He married Ayesha when she was 6 years old.
Allah approved his pedophilia passion in the following aya.

65.4 (Hilali/Khan) For those who have no courses (premenstrual underage girls i.e. they are still immature) their 'Iddah (prescribed period) is three months.

INCEST
Allah approved Mo’s incestuous sex with his adopted son’s lovely wife Zainab in the aya:
33.37 We married her to thee (Zaid’s wife to Mohammed) that it might not be a crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons.

ONE NIGHT STANDS

Prophet Mo loved variety and one night stands.

33.50 Also lawful for you are your cousins who migrated (from Makkah) with you, and any believing woman who offers herself to you , a privilege for you only, not for the (rest of) the believers.

PROPHET’S SHORTCOMING

LACK OF LITERACY

Prophet Mo could not read or write.
7.157 (Pikhtal) Those who follow the messenger (Mohammed) , the Prophet who can neither read nor write.
This created a big headache for Allah. Had he been literate man, all Gibraeel had to do was to bring the whole book of Quran and deliver to Mo in the original form which was created by Allah and preserved in paradise.
85.21-22
This is a Glorious Qur'an, which is
(Inscribed) in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz (The Preserved Tablet in paradise)

Instead Gibraeel had to bring a few verses in each trip. This painfully slow process took 23 years for the whole Quran to be delivered to Mo in bits and peaces verbally . Mo tried to remember them and recite to his scribes who wrote them on whatever was handy (wood, stones, leaves , bones). If nothing was handy they would just try to memorize them. When Mo died, Quran was nothing but a big pile of bones, stones, wood pieces and leaves, in his yard .Who knows how many bones were chewed by passing dogs, how many leaves were eaten by by domestic goats and how many stones were used up for wiping ass by consorts of prophet . Needless to say when ayas were finally compiled from the Quranic pile many years later, they had no sequence, no context and no chronology. It was a hodge podge of a confused mess.

POOR MEMORY

As an insult to injury Mo had very bad memory. Even after Gibraeel would spend hours to help him memorize a group of verses , Mo would screw up and forget some parts or a whole aya.. To cover up Mo’s shortcoming Allah had to make changes in the master copy of quran continuosly to authenticate Mo’s forgetfulness.

2.106 (Hilali/Khan) Whatever a Verses (revelation) do We abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring a better one or similar to it.

Forgetting verses was not the only problem. Mo would recite the same sura differently everytime. This created a worse situation. Many people became suspicious accusing him to be an imposter, a charlatan and a liar and started doubting his prophethood. Allah had to bring down a strong verse to shut their vile mouths.

16.101 And when We change a Verse Allah knows the best of what He sends down. The doubters say "You (O Muhammad SAW) are a liar. Nay, but most of them know not.

Allah himself put his own reputation on line for Mo because of the above ayas. He looked like a very weak and undecisive God making changes in his words after saying earlier that he never changed his word.:

10.64 Hereafter; no change can there be in the words of Allah. This is indeed the supreme felicity.


BIBLICAL STORIES CORRUPTED BY MO’S FAULTY MEMORY

When Jibraeel conveyed ayas from Allah’s earlier books, Mo screwed them too when dictating to his scribes

To cover up for Mo’s wronged version Allah had to fault the Christians and jews for corrupting their original books.

2.59 But the transgressors changed the word from that which had been given to them..

By doing that he himself ended up as a flakey and unreliable God , who could not guard his earlier books after giving assurances.

15.9 We have, without doubt, sent down the Messages; and We will surely assuredly guard them (from corruption).


PROPHET’S MORAL CHARACTER

Prophet Mo was a living Quran . He terrorized kuffar, smote their necks ,acquired their belongings and raped their women as Allah had demanded in Quran..

That is the reason Allah declared his moral character is of sublime excellence.
68.4 And thou dost, surely, possess sublime moral excellences.

ARE WE FOLLOWING SUNNA OF PROPHET MO?

Allah wants all of us muslims to follow in Prophet Mo’s Islamic footsteps.

33.21 :Indeed in the Messenger of Allah (Muhammad SAW) you have a good example to follow .

Unfortunately today most of world’s kuffar are too powerful. The only place we are able to follow Prophet’s Sunna completely ( of killing and robbing kuffars and raping their women) is Darfur in Sudan . Our Janjaweed brothers are making all muslim umma proud by their Islamic activities and reminding us the prophetic raids of Bani Quraiza, Khaybar and Bani Mustaleeq. May Allah award our Janjaweed brothers choicest houries in paradise.
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PROPHET’S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYAS

PROPHET’S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYAS
By Ayesha Ahmed
QURAN IS PURE BUT HADITHS AND SIRAS ARE SHADY

Jibraeel personally put on billions of miles on his wings daily to fly to earth and verbally deliver verses of Quran to our prophet. Since angels do not have a lieing bone in their bodies, Jibraeel’s words can be accepted as uncorrupted Allah’s message.

Hadiths however were transmitted by Prophet’s fellow jihadis who were terrorists, drunks, adulterers , rapists , pedophiles and robbers. They not only robbed and killed their victims , they enslaved and raped their women. They did not earn a single day of honest living. Would you trust such people to tell the truth? Then why do you blame "Quran Only" muslims who doubt their chronicles?

Following is a biography of our prophet reconstructed from ayas of Quran for the benefits of Quran only muslims.

MO WAS INITIALLY NOMINATED AS A SLAVE

He started his career in Mecca with the rank of a Slave.

2.23 We reveal verses unto our slave Muhammad


His duties were just to warn people.

25.1 He is a warner to the peoples.

HE WAS NO BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE JOE

He didn’t even know if God intended to put him in hell or heaven..

46.9 I do not know what will be done with me I am just an ordinary warner .'.

HE HAD NO AUTHORITY

He had no power or charge over the people..

17.54 we, have not sent thee to take charge of them..

AFTER FEW YEARS MO WAS MADE A PROPHET / MESSENGER

98.2 I am messenger/prophet from Allah

ORIGINALLY HIS MESSENGERSHIP WAS ONLY FOR MECCA AND IT’S SUBURBS

6.92 And this (the Qur'an) is a blessed Book which We have sent down, confirming (the revelations) which came before it, so that you may warn the Mother of Towns (i.e. Makkah) and those around it.
42.7 We sent by inspiration to thee so that you warn the Mother of Cities ( Mecca ) and those around her.

THEN HE WAS MADE A MESSENGER FOR ALL ARABS

36.6 In order that you may warn a people whose forefathers were not warned, so they are heedless.
14.4 (Hilali / Khan) We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make (the Message) clear for them.

44.58 We have made this Koran easy for thee in thine own tongue, that they may take the warning.

41.44 And if We had made it a Quran in a foreign tongue, they would certainly have said: Why have not its communications been made clear? What! a foreign tongue?( for us arabs)

LATER HE WAS MADE MESSENGER FOR ALL PEOPLES AND CREATURES

025.001: Blessed is He Who sent down the Quran upon His servant that he may be a warner to all the nations.

21.107 We have sent you as mercy unto all creatures

. In his new position it became mandatory for all to make Mo their judge in all disputes.

4.65 By the Lord, they can have no Faith, until they make thee judge in all disputes between them.

HIS NEXT PROMOTION WAS “ SEAL OF PROPHETS”

33.40 He is the “Seal of the Prophets”.

Seal of Prophets had additional perks of getting the top facilities in paradise.

17.79 (Hilali,Khan) Your Lord will raise you to Maqaman Mahmuda (a station of praise and glory, i.e. the highest degree in Paradise !).

HE WAS THEN PROMOTED TO “ASSOCIATE ALLAH”

As “ Associate Allah”, Mo’s orders were made at par with Allah’s orders and both their names came side by side in decision making as well as authority to be obeyed .

3.32,4.13,59,69,,5.92,8.1,20,46,9.71,24,47,51,52,54,56,33.33,
47.33,49.14,58.13,64.12 “Obey Allah and obey Mohammed”
033.036 : It is not fitting for a Believer, man or woman, when a matter has been decided by Allah and His Messenger to have any option about their decision: if any one disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he is indeed on a clearly wrong Path.

HIS FINAL PROMOTION WAS “ALLAH IN CHARGE”

Finally Allah decided to step down and give total authority to Mo.

4.80 Obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah.

Giving a pledge to Mo became giving a pledge to Allah.

48:10. Verily, those who give pledge to you (O Muhammad) they are giving pledge to Allâh.

EVEN ALLAH SENT HIS PRAYERS TO MO

33.56 (hilali/Khan) Allah sends His Salat (prayers) and salutes to the Prophet (Muhammad SAW) .

PROPHET’S EDUCATION

Prophet Mo could not read or write..:

7.158 Believe in Allah and His messenger, the Prophet who can neither read nor write.

Allah sent Jibraeel regularly to educate Mo...

KNOWLEDGE OF HEAVENLY BODIES

SUN HAS A RESTING PLACE IN MURKY WATERS
36.38 And the sun runs to a fixed resting-place (every evening)

-18:86: Until, when he reached the setting of the Sun, he found it set in a spring of murky water;

MOON GIVES LIGHT
071.016 : "'And made the moon a light

STARS ARE LIGHTS ATTACHED TO THE LOWEST SKY
Stars have dual purpose. They are lights attached to the lowest sky for decoration. But when the satans try to spy on Allah, Allah uses them as missiles to shoot the vermins down.

67.5 Moreover we have decked the lowest sky with lights (stars), and have placed them there to be hurled at the Satans, for whom we have prepared the torment of the flaming fire.
037.6 -8
We have indeed decked the lowest sky with beautiful lights as the stars,-
to guard against all rebellious satans who try to listen and spy on the the Highest Chiefs, they are are pelted with these stars from every side,

SKY IS THE ROOF/CANOPY WITHOUT PILLARS

Q. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed for you, and the sky it’s roof
13.2 Allah is He Who raised the sky without any pillars (Alhamdulillah)

IT STORES AND DELIVERS WATER

2.22 Sky is a canopy over earth from which Allah delivers water.

IT HAS NO CRACKS

Since sky stores water Allah made sure that it has no cracks.
50.6 Sky is built with no cracks.

ALLAH HIMSELF INSURED EARTHS SAFETY FROM A FALLING SKY

22.65 Allah holds back the sky from falling on the earth (Thank you Allah)

EARTH IS A FLAT CARPET

Q. 71: 19 And God has laid the earth for you as a carpet

Q. 15:19 And the earth we have spread out..

MOUNTAINS ARE PEGS TO HOLD THE EARTH FIRM

Q. 78.6-7And the earth We have spread out like a carpet ; We set Mountains on it to make it firm and immovable.

Q. 50:6-7 What, have they not beheld heaven above them, how we have built it, and decked it out fair, and it has no cracks? And the earth -- We stretched it forth…

AFTER CREATING HEAVENLY BODIES ALLAH OFFERED ISLAM TO THEM

33.72 Verily, we proposed to the Heavens, and to the Earth, and to the Mountains to receive the Faith (and become muslim), but they refused the burden, and they feared to receive it (they stayed unfidels). Man undertook to bear it, but hath proved unjust, senseless!

MOUNTAINS REFUSED ISLAM BUT WERE FORCED TO SING ALLAH’S HYMNS DAY AND NIGHT

38.18 We compelled the mountains to celebrate [our] praises and sing hymns glorifying Allah (with Prophet David) , in the evening and at sun-rise,

KNOWLEDGE OF HUMANS

HOW HUMANS WERE MADE

Allah used different raw material to make different races of men.

BLACK PEOPLE
15.26 We created them of black mud .
LIGHTER PEOPLE
11:61s He hath produced you from the earth (sand).
BROWN PEOPLE (ASIANS MEXICANS)
17:61 ... Thou didst create from clay
RED PEOPLE
096.002: Created them out of a clot of congealed blood:

KNOWLEDGE OF MEN

MALES (MEN) WERE MADE TRUTHFUL, STRONG
AND PIOUS
4.34 Men are made strong
33.23 Men are true to their covenant…
24.37 Men are superior in the worshipping of God

MALES ARE PROPHET MATERIAL

16.43 Only men are chosen by God to be his messengers…

22.75 God chooses messengers from men and angels

12.109 Revelations are sent to men only

KNOWLEDGE OF WOMEN

WOMEN ARE MADE DUMB, SICK AND DIRTY

Allah gave a women half the smartness of a man and makes them sick every month..
2.282 And if there are not two men (available), then a man and two women, such as you agree for witnesses,
Women get sick every month.
2.222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is a sickness.
Qur'an 4:43 "Believers, approach not prayers if you are polluted (had sex, farted, attended call of nature or touched a woman).


FEMALES ARE NOT PROPHET MATERIAL

All of millions of Allah’s messengers were males. Females are not prophet material because they are dumb , dirty and nonreligious. That is the reasonwhy so many males were sent as prophets and only once a female (a she camel) was sent as prophet.

17.59/7.78 : We sent the she-camel to the Thamud to open their eyes, but they treated her wrongfully and killed her:

KNOWLEDGE OF ISLAMIC JUSTICE

Prophet Mo was taught by Allah the law of Islamic Justics.. If some one kills your freeman, you must kill one of their free men, if some one kills your slave, you must kill one of their slaves, if some one kills your woman you must kill one of their women.

2.178 O true believers, the law of retaliation is ordained you for the slain: The free [shall die] for the free, and the slave for a slave, and a woman for a woman.

PROPHETIC PERKS

Prophet Mo had better perks than any of the previous prophets due to his high position..

UNLIMITED NUMBER OF WIVES AND SLAVE GIRLS / CAPTURED WOMEN

33.50 O Prophet (Muhammad SAW)! Verily, We have made lawful to you your wives, and those (captives or slaves) whom your right hand possesses - whom Allah has given to you,


TWENTY PERCENT CUT IN THE BOOTY (IF VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED)

Prophet Mo was allowed 20% cut from the booty robbed from every raid (on infidels), including captured women.

8.41 and know that whenever ye seize anything as a spoil and booty, a fifth (20%) belongs to Allah and His Apostle.

100% OF BOOTY WAS MO’S IF NO VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED

However if the victims surrendered without any fight, all the booty belonged to Mo.

59.6 Allah gave all the booty (Fai') to His Messenger (Muhammad SAW) if the unbelievers surrendered without fight.

USE OF ANGELS FOR RAIDS

As a special prophetic perk, Mo was allowed to call in for the help of angels...

8.9 : Remember you asked for the assistance of your Lord, and He answered you: "I will assist you with a thousand of the angels, ranks on ranks."

GREAT WEALTH

Mo’s prophetic perk of booty made him the richest man in Arabia .

93.8 Allah found you poor, he made you rich .

33.27 He gave you their land, and their dwellings, and their women.


EXECUTIVE AIR TRAVEL

Among Mo’s prophetic perks was the use of a divine winged flying horse with a woman’s face . It once carried him from Mecca to Jerusalem and on to seventh sky and back in a single night.

17.1 Celebrated be the praises of Him who took His servant a journey by night from the Sacred Mosque ( Mecca ) , to the Remote Mosque (Jerusalm), the precinct of which we have blessed, to show him of our signs!


PROPHET’S PASSIONS

KILLING KUFFARS
Prophet Mo loved killing kuffars and preferred to do it do it by cutting their throats.

Allah also shared his passion .

47.4 When you meet infidels smite at their necks
8.12 Smite above the necks, and smite every finger of them!'

His world record of cutting 900 throats (Bani Quraiza Jews) has been unbroken since last 1400 years.

33.26 (Hilali/Khan) a group of them (about 900) you killed (by beheading).

PEDOPHILIA

Prophet loved little girls. He married Ayesha when she was 6 years old.
Allah approved his pedophilia passion in the following aya.

65.4 (Hilali/Khan) For those who have no courses (premenstrual underage girls i.e. they are still immature) their 'Iddah (prescribed period) is three months.

INCEST
Allah approved Mo’s incestuous sex with his adopted son’s lovely wife Zainab in the aya:
33.37 We married her to thee (Zaid’s wife to Mohammed) that it might not be a crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons.

ONE NIGHT STANDS

Prophet Mo loved variety and one night stands.

33.50 Also lawful for you are your cousins who migrated (from Makkah) with you, and any believing woman who offers herself to you , a privilege for you only, not for the (rest of) the believers.

PROPHET’S SHORTCOMING

LACK OF LITERACY

Prophet Mo could not read or write.
7.157 (Pikhtal) Those who follow the messenger (Mohammed) , the Prophet who can neither read nor write.
This created a big headache for Allah. Had he been literate man, all Gibraeel had to do was to bring the whole book of Quran and deliver to Mo in the original form which was created by Allah and preserved in paradise.
85.21-22
This is a Glorious Qur'an, which is
(Inscribed) in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz (The Preserved Tablet in paradise)

Instead Gibraeel had to bring a few verses in each trip. This painfully slow process took 23 years for the whole Quran to be delivered to Mo in bits and peaces verbally . Mo tried to remember them and recite to his scribes who wrote them on whatever was handy (wood, stones, leaves , bones). If nothing was handy they would just try to memorize them. When Mo died, Quran was nothing but a big pile of bones, stones, wood pieces and leaves, in his yard .Who knows how many bones were chewed by passing dogs, how many leaves were eaten by by domestic goats and how many stones were used up for wiping ass by consorts of prophet . Needless to say when ayas were finally compiled from the Quranic pile many years later, they had no sequence, no context and no chronology. It was a hodge podge of a confused mess.

POOR MEMORY

As an insult to injury Mo had very bad memory. Even after Gibraeel would spend hours to help him memorize a group of verses , Mo would screw up and forget some parts or a whole aya.. To cover up Mo’s shortcoming Allah had to make changes in the master copy of quran continuosly to authenticate Mo’s forgetfulness.

2.106 (Hilali/Khan) Whatever a Verses (revelation) do We abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring a better one or similar to it.

Forgetting verses was not the only problem. Mo would recite the same sura differently everytime. This created a worse situation. Many people became suspicious accusing him to be an imposter, a charlatan and a liar and started doubting his prophethood. Allah had to bring down a strong verse to shut their vile mouths.

16.101 And when We change a Verse Allah knows the best of what He sends down. The doubters say "You (O Muhammad SAW) are a liar. Nay, but most of them know not.

Allah himself put his own reputation on line for Mo because of the above ayas. He looked like a very weak and undecisive God making changes in his words after saying earlier that he never changed his word.:

10.64 Hereafter; no change can there be in the words of Allah. This is indeed the supreme felicity.


BIBLICAL STORIES CORRUPTED BY MO’S FAULTY MEMORY

When Jibraeel conveyed ayas from Allah’s earlier books, Mo screwed them too when dictating to his scribes

To cover up for Mo’s wronged version Allah had to fault the Christians and jews for corrupting their original books.

2.59 But the transgressors changed the word from that which had been given to them..

By doing that he himself ended up as a flakey and unreliable God , who could not guard his earlier books after giving assurances.

15.9 We have, without doubt, sent down the Messages; and We will surely assuredly guard them (from corruption).


PROPHET’S MORAL CHARACTER

Prophet Mo was a living Quran . He terrorized kuffar, smote their necks ,acquired their belongings and raped their women as Allah had demanded in Quran..

That is the reason Allah declared his moral character is of sublime excellence.
68.4 And thou dost, surely, possess sublime moral excellences.

ARE WE FOLLOWING SUNNA OF PROPHET MO?

Allah wants all of us muslims to follow in Prophet Mo’s Islamic footsteps.

33.21 :Indeed in the Messenger of Allah (Muhammad SAW) you have a good example to follow .

Unfortunately today most of world’s kuffar are too powerful. The only place we are able to follow Prophet’s Sunna completely ( of killing and robbing kuffars and raping their women) is Darfur in Sudan . Our Janjaweed brothers are making all muslim umma proud by their Islamic activities and reminding us the prophetic raids of Bani Quraiza, Khaybar and Bani Mustaleeq. May Allah award our Janjaweed brothers choicest houries in paradise.

Satire: HOW TO DEBATE AND FRUSTRATE INFIDELS

Satire: HOW TO DEBATE AND FRUSTRATE INFIDELS
By Ayesha Ahmed
Dear brothers and sisters in islam:

We live in kuffar country and daily we have to face the infidels who criticize Islam and our prophet, and who want to debate us. In an Islamic country if some one did that all we have to do is to announce loudly what he said and the rest is taken care of by an angry mob. The critic is lynched in no time. End of the story. However here we don't have that luxury as yet. Inshallah in forseeble future after we grow by conversions of morons and criminals in prisons, legal and illegal immigration and procreation we will, inshallah, become a majority and will not have to face this problem on daily basis. However, for the time being following is an approach all Muslim brothers and sisters can use when faced with such a pest. Jazakallah Khair. Inshallah the vermin will steer clear of you in future.

A popular question is "why Islam calls for death of Islamic critics and apostates". Insist that their info is false. Quote aya "to you your religion and to me my religion".
To answer "Islam spread with sword", say that it is a big lie spread by the right wing Christians, neo con jews and faithless hindus and that Quran clearly says " there is no compulsion in religion".
If the Bin Laden's jihad Fatwa of 1998 is quoted which orders mulim umma "to kill americans wherever they are found" which was also signed by top islamic clerics , say that those so called muslims /clerics have hijacked peaceful religion of islam and quote a part of aya 5.32 " killing one innocent is like killing the whole humanity".
If in response some one quotesall the violent ayas from Koran, accuse him of quoting ayas in bits and pieces and cherry picking .
If he then quotes full ayas and ayas before and after, than insist that the translation is wrong.
If he brings ten different translations than say correct meanings can be understood only by reading Quran in Arabic.
If he happens to be well versed in Arabic language than insist that those ayas don't mean what they appear to mean as they have allegorical meanings.
If he is adamant, than say you cannot understand those ayas without reading the context from hadiths and siras.
If he shows up with the hadiths and siras in hand and quotes the context of the violent ayas by referring to hadiths of prophet's rapes, robberies , assassinations and genocides then insist that "all hadiths and siras are heresay and are false, and only truth is in quran.
If they ask why you are doubting the history chrinicled by muslim scholars like imam Tabari , Ishaq and Bukhari, then tell them they were actually jews guise of as muslims.
If he says Quran is a man made book and wants proof of it's divinity then refer to the sciences in Quran and the book written by Dr. Bucaile confirming the sciences in our holy book. You can also quote that Mahatama Gandhi read Quran daily and also spoke highly of it.
If he says that Bucaile was on Saudi payroll and that nor he nor Gandhi ever changed their religions and that Bucaile was challenged and proven wrong by many experts then challenge him to ask his experts to debate islamists like Zakir Naik..
If the pests still hangs around then change the topic and find faults in other religions and their books.
If he continues on then use personal attacks and insult him by calling him a racist crusader, jewish a- hole , a Chinese pig or a hindu dog .
If that does not frustrate him, then ask him how much he is being paid by jews to throw dirt on Al Islam.
If he still does not stop then run for his mother and sister and use very filthy language.
If he is very stubborn and wants to continue, then curse him like "Burn in hell, you will repent on last day, Allah will get you in your grave" etc
When all of the above has failed, threaten him with bodily harm and end the debate by drum beating and announcing that you won the debate hands down because Koran is the word of allah.
Definitely anounce about this debate victory in as many as possible popular islamist websites saying you had won it handily. Such announcements do wonders for the iman of muslim umma and for dawah operations in prisons to convince low IQ prisoners of the truth of Al Islam.
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THE POPE WAS WRONG - ISLAM BROUGHT MANY NEW CONCEPTS

THE POPE WAS WRONG - ISLAM BROUGHT MANY NEW CONCEPTS
By Ayesha Ahmed
Read and learn, about how today's followers of the "Religion of Peace" and even critics of Islam have entirely missed the original points of the great Prophet's teachings....

In 2006 the Pope made a statement implying that islam did not "bring anything new". Nothing could be farther from the truth. Needless to say, Muslims all over the world resented this statement. They very justifiably, rioted, burned down many churches, and killed many infidel Christians including an old nun (Inshallah, Allah will reward these rioting muslims with extra houris in paradise). The Pope should be happy that the Muslim world is currently ruled by corrupt apostate rulers. If we had a single true Muslim ruler like Khomeini, there would be a reward of 10 million dollars on the Pope's head for insulting our prophet.

The religion of Islam brought many new concepts to improve quality of life. Our great prophet was a very, liberal , innovative, lively, colorful and fun-loving man. Only the latter day narrow-minded Mullahs changed islam and made it as boring, drab and colorless as it is today. What is currently practiced is not true islam. True islam only prevailed in the days of prophet. Following are some of the innovations islam gave to the world (based on Hadiths and the Qu'ran)

SOCIALIZATION AND MIXING FREELY WITH OPPOSITE SEX
During the prophet's days Madina was an open society. Men and women could socialize freely unlike today's backward segregated muslim society . The holy prophet, our role model, could walk into a friend's house freely when his friend was not home, socialize with his wife, get served meals, get very personal services like a lice check from her, and even take a nap afterwards and wake up fully relaxed with a big smile on his face. Even in this day and age, and in the most modern western liberal society you can get in trouble for doing that. If you are caught, napping or lying down in your friend's house while his wife is busy groping your head exploring for lice, or busy in any other exploratory groping, you will get beaten up or even get killed.

Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 87, Number 130 :
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
Allah's Apostle used to visit Um Haram bint Milhan she was the wife of 'Ubada bin As-Samit. One day the Prophet visited her and she provided him with food and started looking for lice in his head. Then Allah's Apostle slept and afterwards woke up smiling.

FREEDOM OF WOMEN TO HAVE FUN WITH ANY ONE
Is it unusual to have fun with any one? Islam said "no".
Muslim women had more freedom and fun in the prophet days than the western women of today. They could offer themselves to any one they chose without raising eyebrows.

The following aya clearly proves the above point.
33.50 Mohammed, you can have sex with any woman who offers herself to you if you like her.

CASUAL SEX WAS ALLOWED BETWEEN TWO CONSENTING ADULTS
Quran says:
4.24 Lawful unto you are all those that ye seek content, give unto them their portions as a duty, there is no sin for you in what ye do by mutual agreement.

Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 130
Narrated 'Abdullah:

"Prophet allowed us to marry women with a temporary contract".

The practice of casual sex between consenting adults is very popular among real muslims and is known as "muta" although some heretic mullahs prohibit it.

FREEDOM TO WEAR ANYTHING OR NOTHING AT ALL
In Madina, muslim women could wear anything they wanted, or wear nothing at all, if they chose to. According to the following Hadith, one day the Apostle happened to walk in on his gorgeous well-endowed daughter in law Zainab in her birthday suit:

Tabari wrote in History of Tabari, Vol 8:
"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zaid. Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet".
From prophet's body language Allah (and Zainab) noticed his rising admiration for Zainab's beauty. Allah immediately sent Jibraeel with the following aya:

Quran33.37
"We married her to thee, that it might not be a crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons"

ALCOHOL WAS DECLARED "THE DRINK OF PARADISE"
The Quran says, residents of paradise will have rivers of fine wine to quench thirst and enjoy themselves:
47.15 and rivers of wine delicious to the drinkers,
76.5 the Righteous, shall drink Wine in paradise
76.21 Their Lord will slake their thirst with fine wine.
083.025 : They will be given to drink fine wine.

ALCOHOL WAS A JIHAD DRINK
Due to the status of alcohol as an official paradise drink muslims consumed it with religious conviction.Some even went to jihad completely stoned. Going to jihad drunk was a win-win situation. Booze not only numbed pain of injury, it also greatly improved their chances of early martyrdom which meant instant paradise, rivers of fine wine and 72 virgins in the sack.

Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 52, Number 70:
Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah:
"Some people drank alcohol in the morning of the day (of the battle) of Uhud and were martyred (on the same day)."

ALCOHOL WAS A SOCIAL DRINK
Muslim Book 023, Number 4883:
'Abd al-Aziz b. Suhaib reported: They (some persons) asked Anas b. Malik, about Fadikh (that is, a wine prepared from fresh dates), whereupon he said: There was no liquor with us except this Fadikih of yours. It was only this Fadikh that I had been serving to Abu Talha and Abu Ayyub and some persons from amongst the Companions of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) in our house.

MUSLIMS WERE ALLOWED TO ENJOY LIFE WITH WINE, WOMEN AND MUSIC
In the Prophet's time religious Muslims were not sour pusses, party poopers and bores like the sulky bearded ones these days. Islam allowed them to enjoy life to the fullest by mixing prayer with pleasure. When they were not busy praying in the mosque or out on jihad acquiring booty and killing kuffars, they partied and enjoyed wine, women and music:

The following Hadith is a typical day in the life of a pious jihadi Muslim like Hamza Bin Abdul Mutallib, (who got martyred in Uhud and achieved paradise), the beloved uncle of the apostle who got drunk religiously:

Sahih Muslim, Book 023, Number 4881:
Husain b. 'Ali reported " I found to my surprise that my two beloved camel's humps had been chopped off and their haunches had been cut off and their livers had been taken out. I could not help weeping when I saw that plight of theirs. I said: Who has done that? They said: Hamza b. 'Abd al-Muttalib has done this. and he is in this house dead drunk in the company of some of the Ansars with a singing girl singing before him and his companions. She said in her song: O Hamza. get up and attack these falty she-camels. Thereupon Hamza stood up with a sword (in his hand) and cut off their humps and ripped their haunches and tore out their livers. 'Ali said: I went away until I came to Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and there was with him Zaid b. Haritha. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) recognised from my face what I had experienced, whereupon Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: What has happened to you? I said: Messenger of Allah, by Allah, I have never seen (such an unfortunate day) as this day. Hamza has committed aggression to my she-camels, and has cut off their humps. and ripped their haunches, and he is in a house in the company of some drunkards. (Hearing this) Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) sent for his mantle and, putting it on him, he proceeded, and I and Zaid b. Haritha followed him, until he came to the door (of the house) in which there was Hamza. He (the Holy Prophet) sought permission which they granted him. and they were all drunk. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) began to reprimand Hamza for what he had done. Hamza's eyes were red. He cast a glance at Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and then looked towards his knees. and then lifted his eyes and cast a glance at his waist and then lifted his eyes and saw his face. And then Hamza said: Are you anything but the slaves of my father? Alah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) came to know that he was intoxicated, and he thus turned upon his heels, and came out, and we also came out along with him.

INTRODUCTION OF FRENCH KISSING
French people take the credit of introducing the technique of French kissing. Not so quick. Actually it was our great apostle, who had introduced this technique for the purpose of quenching thirst and also to have some fun during a hot and boring day of fasting in Ramadan.

Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 13, Number 2380:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) used to kiss her and suck her tongue when he was fasting.

FREEDOM OF WOMEN TO PEE AND DEFECATE IN THE OPEN IN FRESH AIR COMPLETELY UNVEILED
Who says that islam imprisons and suffocates women inside the four walls of their homes or it does not allow them to leave home unveiled and unaccompanied with mahrams. That is a lot of hogwash. The Prophet had the best looking wives and slave girls in Madina. They were all allowed to go outside and pee and defecate in the open fields completely unveiled. These days, though society accepts homeless men and hobos peeing or defecating in public places but the society still frowns upon women relieving themselves publicly. Thus by giving women this freedom, Islam was way ahead of it's time..

Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 149:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet said to his wives, "You are allowed to go out to answer the call of nature. "

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 148:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The wives of the Prophet used to go to Al-Manasi, a vast open place (near Baqia at Medina ) to answer the call of nature.. 'Umar used to say to the Prophet "Let your wives be veiled," but Allah's Apostle did not do so.

SUNNA OF OPEN AIR PUBLIC PEEING/DEFECATION
Whoever wants to enjoy and also get rewarded with the sawab of following the sunna of open air peeing/ defecation must follow the following two rules.
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1) The private parts shall never point towards islam's two most holy places.

Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 146:
Narrated Abu Aiyub Al-Ansari:
Allah's Apostle said, "If anyone of you goes to an open space for answering the call of nature he should neither face nor turn his back towards the Qibla; he should either face the east or the west."

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 147:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
"Whenever you sit for answering the call of nature, you should not face the Qibla or Bait-ulMaqdis ( Jerusalem)."
(To fulfill this sharia requirement all practicing muslims must carry a compass to ensure that their private parts are pointing in the right direction when attending the call of nature).

2) You shall wipe yourself with only odd number of stones.

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 163:

Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, " whoever cleans his private parts with stones should do so with odd numbers.
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 158:
Narrated 'Abdullah:
The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones.

ISLAM EXEMPTED THE COMULSORY BATH IN THE CASE OF A PARTIAL INTERCOURSE
Before Islam, all religions called for a full bath after intercourse even if it was a dry run... This presented hardship for many who were in a hurry and did not have time for a complete job or who were incapable of fruition and a discharge.. Islam exempted full bath in such cases and allowed both partners to do wudu after sex instead .

Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 180:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khud:
Allah's Apostle said, "If you are forced to hurry up during intercourse or you do not discharge then ( only) ablution is due on you (instead of a full bath).

AGE DISCRIMINATION
Allah stopped age discrimination by allowing men of any age to marry girls of any age.

To set a practical example of Allah's orders, the Apostle married a 6 year old child Ayesha when he was in his 50s. That opened the door for Arabs in their 60s and 70s to travel to India and marry underage girls of 10 and 12.

PERMISSION FOR A FIGURE CHECK
A Muslim man is allowed to look at the figure/anatomy of a potential bride prior to accepting her. Many times a face may not be appealing but the figure of a woman more then compensates for it and may induce a suiter to marry her.

Sunan Abu Dawood, Book 11, Number 2077:
Narrated Jabir ibn Abdullah:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: When one of you asked a woman in marriage, if he is able to look at what will induce him to marry her, he should do so.

Our prophet accidentally saw his daughter-in-law Zainab in the nude. What he looked at, induced him to marry her.

ISLAM ESTABLISHED RULES FOR WIFE BEATING
In the Jahilia (pre-Islamic) days, there were no established rules for wife beating. Islam streamlined this necessity.

1) Do not strike her on the face.
Abu Dawood Book 11, Number 2137:
Narrated Mu'awiyah al-Qushayri:
Apostle said "do not strike wives on the face"

2) If you plan to have sex with your wife and also to flog her severely, then have sex with her prior to flogging her.

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 132:

Narrated 'Abdullah bin Zam'a:
The Prophet said, "None of you should flog his wife as he flogs a slave and then have sexual intercourse with her in the last part of the day."

3) If you are using bare hands for beating then strike at her chest (it is also a sunna and gets you sawab)
Muslim Book 004, Number 2127:
Ayesha narrated. "He struck me on the chest which caused me pain."

4) A wife is like your domesticated animal. Beating her without any reason is allowed by Allah. Thus use this divine privilege generously to get most out of her. .
Dawood ,Book 11, Number 2142:
Narrated Umar ibn al-Khattab:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: A man will not be asked as to why he beat his wife.

SOLVING DISPUTES THROUGH NEGOTIATED SETTLEMENTS
Before Islam came, individuals settled their disputes with violence and bloodshed. But islam introduced negotiations in case of disputes.

In the following hadith, the Apostle negotiated with Dihya to acquire beautiful 17 year old Safia who was initially given to Dihya as his booty and who was not willing to part with her. Prophet, being the Chief of the raiding party could have snatched her but he negotiated with him instead. He kept raising his offer till Dihya agreed to exchange Safia with seven young ladies, two of whom were Safia's cousins. (The downside of this episode is that, though Dihya ended up with with seven young ladies that night and the Prophet slept with Safia, six other Jihadis who could have enjoyed a captured woman had to sleep alone).

Muslim, Bk 8 No 3328
Fell to the lot of Dihya a beautiful girl Safia , and Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) got her in exchange of seven heads.

RESPECT FOR AN OFFICE, NOT THE OFFICER'S PERSONAL LIFE
Muslims know what the apostle did to the young captured women in his tent after he killed their husbands, fathers, brothers and other relatives after raiding their villages, but they all continue to adore him and are willing to die for him. They love and respect him because he was Allah's messenger who brought Quran. Nothing changes that (If a king sent you million dollars through a messenger, wouldn't you welcome and respect him even if he raped many girls on his way?). That is what islam introduced in the 7th century, respect for an office, not the officer's personal life.

Who can appreciate this Islamic virtue more than ex-US President Bill Clinton? When he walked out from his Oval Office after a little cigar action and oral fun with 22 year old Monica Lewinsky, he was booed by the whole country. He lost all his respect and his party lost the contest in the next election. On the other hand, when the 60-year old Apostle of Allah walked out of his tent after having all night sex with 17 year old Safia ( after killing all her relatives earlier in the day), he was cheered with shouts of "Allah Akbar" by all the Muslims in the camp.. He had gained a lot of respect and his party won Fadak village without contest in the next raid. Even today Muslims stand up with respect when the Prophet's name is mentioned.

MADINA SURAS SAVED ISLAM

MADINA SURAS SAVED ISLAM
By Ayesha Ahmed
When Allah awarded Prophet-hood to our Prophet, he ordered him to continue the peaceful teachings of Jesus. These instructions came in the initial 87 Meccan Surahs (verses of Quran).

Our poor Apostle toiled with these Suras for 13 years without much success. With these verses, he managed to convert only his immediate family, friends and a few destitute pagans. Others mocked and laughed at him. They called him a fake, a liar and a charlatan.

After his miserable failure in Mecca and not being able to convince even his own uncle and guardian Abu Talib, he went to Taef to preach Islam. They not only laughed at him, they beat him up and chased him out of the town.

Finally Meccans got so sick and tired of his sermons that they told him to take a hike or face consequences. He took a hike to Madina to save his neck.

Allah soon realized that his order of peaceful teachings cost Jesus his life and got Mohammed kicked out of his hometown.

He said enough is enough and decided to abrogate all the peaceful Meccan verses:

2:106 Whatever ayas We abrogate We bring better ones.

16:101And when We change (one) communication for (another) communication, and Allah knows best what He reveals.

Allah then decided to try a different approach to make Islam successful. He changed the rules and launched all evil acts, which were previously prohibited.

In his reformed Madina Islam, deceit, torture, murder, assassination, massacre, genocide, pillage, robbery, enslavement and rape were made halal (legal) acts, deserving of paradise, as long as they were perpetrated on infidels.

Allah also changed some social laws from his previous scriptures to accommodate existing Arab customs and habits. He permitted polygamy, temporary marriages (muta), pedophilia, marriage with adopted son's wives, wife beating, and sex with slave girls.

The new Islam became an instant hit. The 27 Medina Suras were able to achieve in a few months what the 87 Meccan Suras could not do in 13 years. Arabs began converting in droves and started gaining Allah's blessings as well as booty and captured women. The rest is history.

Following are some of the most beautiful ayahs (verses), which changed the course of history and saved Islam from extinction along with how Prophet Mohammed lived them to set example for the Muslim Umma for all time to come. The Prophet was a living Quran. As Allah said in aya 33.21, "Mohammed is your role model" and in 4.80 "Obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah. Muslims don’t have to kill each other in fights over Quranic interpretation they just have to look at the prophet's life.

KILLING INFIDELS:

8.55, 9.5, 95.5, 9.111 Infidels are worst beasts and lowest creatures and must be killed wherever they are found.

Tabari VII:97 "The morning after the murder of Ashraf, the Prophet declared, 'Kill any Jew who falls under your power.'"

Tabari VIII:38 "The Messenger of Allah commanded that all of the Jewish men and boys who had reached puberty should be beheaded.

Tabari VIII:141 "The battle cry of the Companions of the Messenger of Allah that night was: 'Kill! Kill! Kill!'"

Tabari IX:69 "Killing disbelievers is a small matter to us."

Ishaq:550 "The Muslims met them with their swords. They cut through many arms and skulls. Only confused cries and groans could be heard over our battle roars and snarling."

In the following ayas Allah confirms that our prophet was an accomplished killer of kuffar:

3.152 You slew them by His permission.

33.26 A part [of them] ye slew, and a part ye made captives; (Every male of Quraiza tribe, above the age of 13 were killed, others were made captives)

008.017 : It is not ye who slew them; it was Allah:

8.67 It hath not been [granted] unto any prophet, that he should possess captives, until he had made a great slaughter [of the infidels] in the earth.

BURNING:

003.181. 8.50, 17.97 : The penalty for disbelievers is Scorching Fire!

Allah's favorite punishment is burning the kuffar alive.

Bukhari:V4B52N260 "Ali burnt some apostates publicly'

Ishaq:316 "Following Badr, Muhammad sent a number of raiders with orders to capture some of the Meccans and burn them alive."

Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 52, Number 259:

Allah's Apostle sent us in a mission and said, "If you find so-and-so and so-and-so, burn both of them with fire"

THROAT CUTTING:

47.04 When ye meet the Unbelievers smite at their necks.

Cutting throats and bleeding the victims to death was our Prophet's favorite mode of killing kuffars. His cutting of 900 Quraizan throats in a single day probably is still a world record.

"Sirat e Rasulullah" by Ishaq, pg. 464

After 800-900 male adults of Bani Quraiza were beheaded in batches, and thrown in trenches dug in Madina.

ROBBING AND HAVING SEX WITH INFIDEL CAPTIVE WOMEN:

8.1,9.5,8.41, 48.20, 4.3,4.24,23.6,33.50,70.30: " Booty is halal. Muslims are allowed to rob infidels. They are also allowed have sex with their captured women which are part of the booty."

Bukhari Volume 5, Book 59, Number 512:

Narrated Anas:

Prophet attacked Khaybar unannounced. Their men were killed, their offspring and woman taken as captives. Safiya was amongst the captives, She first came in the share of Dahya Alkali but later on she belonged to the Prophet.

Bukhari vol 3,Book46, No. 717

Prophet had suddenly attacked Bani Mustaliq without warning while they were heedless and their cattle were being watered at the places of water. Their men were killed and their women and children were taken as captives; the Prophet got Juwairiya on that day.

""Sirat e Rasulullah" by Ishaq, pg. 464

The apostle divided their property, wives and children as booty. He took Rayhana d. Amr b. Khunafa for himself.

Bukhari Volume 5, Book 59, Number 447:

Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:

Sad said, "Kill their men and take their women and children as captives, "On that the Prophet said, "You have judged according to Allah's Judgment,"


MUSLIM WIVES ARE TILTHS:

2.223 Your wives are a tilth for you to be cultivated in any way desired.

Nobody cultivates his tilth as our prophet did, and between his many wives, his slave girls, his captured women, he had a lot of tilth to cultivate.

Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:
"The Prophet used to visit (had sex with) all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number. Prophet was given the sexual strength of thirty men."

BABY TILTHS:

65.4 You can marry (and divorce) little girls who have not yet reached menstruation age.

Our prophet married Ayesha at age 6 to comply with this aya. However due to her tender age he had to restrict himself to thighing before she reached age of 9.

Thighing is defined by Islamic scholar Khomeini in "Tahrirolvasyleh" fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990 as follows:

"Thighing is a means for an adult male to enjoy a young girl who is still in the age of weaning; meaning to place his penis between her thighs, and to kiss her."

The following is from a committee of muslim ulema answering the question:

"the Prophet, the peace of Allah be upon him, practiced "thighing" of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be pleased with her."


WIFE SWAPPING:

4.20 You can change your wives. Islamic wife-swapping requires saying "talaq" three times to one of the four wives, and replacing her with another wife.

Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 63, Number 187:

Narrated Aisha:

A man divorced his wife, then she married another man who also divorced her. The Prophet was asked if she could legally marry the first husband. The Prophet replied, "No, she cannot marry the first husband unless the second husband has had sex with her."

SEX SLAVES:

24.33, 4.3, 4.24 , 23.6, 33.50,70.30 Your slave girls are your possessions( you can have sex with them, gift them, sell them or ransom them). Just don't force them to sell their bodies to earn you a livelihood. But if you are under a compulsion (hard up and starving), then go ahead do it, Allah may forgive you.

Our Prophet lived these ayas to the fullest. By Allah's order Prophet Mohammed received 20% of all booty including captured women. His biggest takes came from Mustaleeq and Quraiza raids where his 20% booty came to hundreds of captured women. He sold them, gifted them or ransomed them as the following hadiths say:

"Sirat e Rasulullah", by Ishaq, pge 466

"Apostle sent Sad b. Zayd Al Ansari with some of the captive women to Najd. He sold them for horses and weapons"
Muslim Book 019, Number 4345:

The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) sent the young captured woman to the people of Mecca, and surrendered her as ransom for a number of Muslims who had been kept as prisoners at Mecca.
(Ref: Waqqidi, Tabari, Ishaq)

A fifth of the booty was, as usual, reserved for the Prophet, and the rest divided. From the fifth Mahomet MADE CERTAIN PRESENTS OF FEMALE CAPTURED WOMEN TO HIS FRIENDS.

The History of Tabari, vol 8, pge 29-30

From his share of captive women, Prophet Mohammed gave his son-in-law, Ali a slave girl, Raytah bt Hilal to enjoy her at his will. He also presented Uthman b. Affan, his son-in-law, another slave girl Zainab b. Hayan, and bestowed another girl (name unknown) to his father in-law Omar Ibn Khattab. Omar gave that girl to his son Abdullah. Most of Prophet' s other elite companions received slave girls as gifts.

MARRYING DAUGHTER IN LAW:

33.37 Muslims are allowed to marry the wives of their adopted sons.

Prophet Mohammed lived this aya by acquiring his adopted son's gorgeous wife Zainab after seeing her in the nude accidentally and liking what he saw.

Tabari vol 8:

"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zayd (his adopted son). Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab (Zaid's beautiful wife) was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet '"


FIRST COUSINS:

33.50 First cousins are halal for apostle without nikah. (For others they are halal after nikah.)

One of Prophet's wife was his first cousin. He acquired and lived with her without nikah in accordance with this aya..

He was also found spending nights at his first cousin Hani Bint Abu Talib's house after Khadija's death. As a matter fact he was at Hani's house the night he said he was taken to Allah on a winged horse Buraq.

ONE NIGHT STAND FOR PROPHET:

One night stands were free for Prophet Mohammed and were part of prophetic perks.

33.50 Mohammed, any woman who offered herself to you is halal for you.


Obligation to practice this aya made logistics a big problem for our prophet who already had nine wives , his concubines , and a regular supply of captured women from jihadi raids. But Allah's wishes had to be carried out.

Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 24:
A woman came to Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! I have come to give you myself.

Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 48:
Narrated Hisham's father:
Khaula bint Hakim was one of those ladies who presented themselves to the Prophet. 'Aisha said, "Doesn't a lady feel ashamed for presenting herself to a man?"

Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 53:
Narrated Thabit Al-Banani:
"A woman came to Allah's Apostle and presented herself to him, saying, 'O Allah's Apostle, have you any need for me?' "Thereupon Anas's daughter said, "What a shameless lady she was! Shame! Shame!" Anas said, "She was better than you; she had a liking for the Prophet.

ONE NIGHT STANDS FOR MUSLIM UMMA:

Allah requires common Muslims to pay for their one night stands. Here are the temporary nikah ayas:

004.024 all others are lawful, provided ye seek with gifts from your property

005.087 I: O ye who believe! make not unlawful the good things which Allah hath made lawful for you.

Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 13o:
Narrated 'Abdullah:
We used to participate in the holy battles led by Allah's Apostle and we had nothing (no wives) with us. So we said, "Shall we get ourselves castrated?" He forbade us that and then allowed us to marry women with a temporary contract (2) and recited to us: -- 'O you who believe! Make not unlawful the good things which Allah has made lawful for you, but commit no transgression.' ( 5.87)

Shias take full advantage of this Allah's blessing and call it Muta.

LOVE MAKING DURING MENSTRUATION:

002.222: They ask thee concerning women's courses. Say: They are a hurt and a pollution: So keep away from women in their courses, and do not approach them until they are clean.

Our apostle followed this aya by restricting himself to just fondling his wives during menses.

Sahih Bukhari: Volume 1, Book 6, Number 298:
Narrated 'Aisha:
During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and used to fondle me.

Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."

Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 6, Number 300:
Narrated Maimuna:
When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar. He also limited himself to kissing and sleeping on their naked thighs during their menses.

THIGHING AND MENSES:

Prophet also loved to indulge with thighs during the menses of his young beutiful wives.

Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 1, Number 0270:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
Prophet said said: Come near me. I said: I am menstruating. He said: Uncover your thighs. I, therefore, uncovered both of my thighs. Then he put his cheek and chest on my thighs.

Bukhari ,Volume 8, Book 82, Number 827:
Narrated 'Aisha:

Allah's Apostle was sleeping with his head on my thighs.

PROPHET AS A MERCY FOR ALL:

021.107 : Mohammed has been sent as a mercy for all creatures.

Our prophet strictly prohibited killing of women during jihadi raids. That showed his great mercy. His standing orders were to round up all captured women and to distribute them among jihadis. He also prohibited his jihadis from using coitus interruptus when having sex with their captured women. That was to make sure that the experience is enjoyable for the captured women also and that they are not left high and dry and unfulfilled by the selfish act of premature withdrawal for selfish reasons. That shows how caring he was even in case of enemy women. Here is a famous hadith.:

Bukhari, Volume 3, Book 34, Number 432:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:

that while he was sitting with Allah's Apostle he said, "O Allah's Apostle! We get female captives as our share of booty, and we are interested in their prices, what is your opinion about coitus interrupt us?" The Prophet said, "Do you really do that? It is better for you not to do it.

Prophet Mohammed had a heart of gold and always shared his bed with the widow of the murdered infidel chief after a successful raid on an infidel village.

Ishaq. Page 766:

Abu Ayyub al-Ansari guarded the tent of the Prophet the whole nigh (after Kaybar raid). When, in the early dawn, the Prophet saw Abu Ayyub strolling up and down, he asked him what he meant by this sentry-go; he replied: "I was afraid for you with this young lady (in your bed). You had killed her father, her husband and many of her relatives, and till recently she was an unbeliever. I was really afraid for you on her account". The Prophet prayed for Abu Ayyub al-Ansari.

MERCY IN CASE OF CIRCUMCISSION OF WOMEN:

In those days it was customary to cut the external female genitalia completely when circumcising women. Our prophet instructed to do cutting in moderation. That showed his kindness and concern for women's pleasure in love making.

Sunan Abu Dawud Book 41, Number 5251:

Narrated Umm Atiyyah al-Ansariyyah:

A woman used to perform circumcision in Medina. The Prophet (peace be upon him) said to her: Do not cut severely as that is better for a woman and more desirable for a husband.


PUBIC TEST FOR CHECKING ADULTHOOD:

9.5 Slay the infidels wherever you find them.

Although Allah did not specify the age of the infidels to be killed in this signature aya of islamic faith , our prophet showed his human side by making sure that only adults were killed . His instructions to differentiate between adults and children were very specific and strict, they were to undress the captives and check the length of their pubic hair. Only those showing healthy growth of pubic hair were killed.

Sunan Abu Dawud Book 38, Number 4390:

Narrated Atiyyah al-Qurazi:

I was among the captives of Banu Qurayzah. They (the Companions) examined us, and those who had begun to grow hair (pubes) were killed, and those who had not were not killed. I was among those who had not grown hair.

DISCIPLININGWIVES BY ABSTAINING:

4.34 When a wife misbehaves,stop sleeping with her.

Whenever any of the Prophet's wives misbehaved, he stopped sleeping with her and gave her turn to another wife (or a slave girl)..

Bukhari Volume 3, Book 43, Number 648:

The Prophet did not go to his wives because of the secret (that Prophet had sex with Hafsa's maid in Hafsa's bed) which Hafsa had disclosed to 'Aisha (against Prophet's request), and he said that he would not go to his wives for one month as he was angry with them when Allah admonished him (for his oath that he would not have sex with slave girl Mariyah).

DISCIPLINING WIVES BY BEATING/FLOGGING:

4.34 When a wife misbehaves beat/scourge her.

Islamic way of beating or flogging wives is striking at their padded areas to avoid breaking any bones. Here is an example how considerate our prophet was when he beat his wives on their padded parts.

Muslim Book 004, Number 2127:
Ayesha narrated. "He struck me on the chest which caused me pain. "

(However if your wife is breast feeding , prefer to strike on her buttocks)

SEX AFTER FLOGGING:

Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 132:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Zam'a:

The Prophet said, "None of you should flog his wife as he flogs a slave and then have sexual intercourse with her in the last part of the day."

Ideally when you flog one of your wives , let her recuperate that day and sleep with your other wives or your slave girls